Dear Shoppers Drug Mart:
Nov29

Dear Shoppers Drug Mart:

Shoppers Drug MartDear Shoppers Drug Mart:

I was just about to go out tonight and buy some deodorant and some soothing ass-cream, when I had a small problem. I realized I was unsure which Shoppers Drug Mart store I should go to!

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The Collapse of Social Science: A Correctness Argument Starter

Dear readers:

This rant is a break from the haha, and a chance for an interesting discussion. If you are in the mood for some funnies, why not check out this jem from our back catalogue:

http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/travel-guide-to-middle-earth/

And now, a serious rant:

The Collapse of Social Science: If there was one in the first place…

Some of you folks know I am back to school, and I have been reintroduced to my old arch-nemesis, social science. Oh, just to clarify, not any one specific social science is my arch nemesis. It’s actually ALL of the social sciences. Group elements of psychology, sociology, social anthropology, communications theory, and to some extent economics. I won’t even attempt to classify philosophy in here.

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Attention!
Nov19

Attention!

If you use the term “Party Cardi” out loud, we will seriously come after you and take a massive handful of sand, and pound it up your ass. Unless you like that sort of thing. In which case, we won’t!

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My Usual Thursday: DigiGen7 ArenaBattlons X.
Nov18

My Usual Thursday: DigiGen7 ArenaBattlons X.


…“Oh no!” Said a terrified Kimura, “Hiroki has come to battle your DigiGen GI-Force BakuSushiMon, but your HamsterMon is weak from battling the KudoChan Rin Tin GunTulli Force X!”….

continued:

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The Correctness Casting Couch: Lois Lane
Nov11

The Correctness Casting Couch: Lois Lane

Part one of a series of articles in which the Correctness recasts some our favourite comic book heroines, and reclaims them from some performances that left…some room for improvement. This week, we tackle Superman’s REAL weakness, Ms. Lois Lane.

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