A Personal Thank You to Telus

Posted By on Jul 25, 2009 | 1 comment

Thanks for burning my retinas out with a blinding bright light after I sat in a dark movie theatre for 20 minutes waiting for the movie to start. I believe your commercial might have had a lizard and a phone in it, but I couldnt really tell. The initial blast of light led me to believe there had been a tactical nuclear strike at the cineplex and I was momentarily distracted.

So again, my deepest gratitude and my heartfelt wish that you go fuck a goat.

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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