Requiem for Emily

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A very short story by Tbinns

Emily was truly blessed. She was clever, pretty, well mannered, well loved and well off. Her only shortcoming was a type of zoological dyslexia in which she often mistook large, angry bears for happy friendly dogs. So it was , on her ill advised nature walk that she suffered the additional indignity of having her last words on earth be “Here doggy doggy, nice doggy.”

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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