My Life According To The Relative Size of Girls?
On seeing this facebook note trend:
“Choose only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on… You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”. ”
If I choose the Smiths, will people start calling and asking me if I’m okay again? Because I’m fine. No really, I’m feeling fine. I’m just busy… and it’s just so very dark in my apartment…
Pick your Artist:
The Smiths
Are you a male or female:
What Difference Does it make?
Describe yourself:
Unloveable
How do you feel:
Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
Describe where you currently live:
Cemetery Gates
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Nowhere Fast
Your favorite form of transportation:
The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
Your best friend is:
Shakespeare’s Sister
You and your best friends are:
Girl Afraid
What’s the weather like:
There is a Light That Never Goes Out
Favorite time of day:
How soon is Now?
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
What is life to you:
Stop me If You Think You’ve Heard this one…
Your fear:
I want the one I can’t have
What is the best advice you have to give:
Some Girls are Bigger than Others
Thought for the Day:
Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me
How I would like to die:
Asleep
My soul’s present condition:
Panic
Most Faithful Companion:
Girlfriend in a Coma
My motto:
That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
