“Why I Hate the Batman” by Bane
The Correctness has obtained an exclusive piece of viral marketing for the upcoming “Dark Knght Rises” Here is a transcript of a recording that Bane made and broadcasts at a vital point in the movie. WARNING! SPOILERS!!
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Flerm firrr hurrr nef igreee nerp flwww we Gotham. Grolwth froom murrmer ruhm bhrar flang Batman knerp fhrrr frah .
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Phrreee nerr scrum derrr flwwer gumpfle snicker prog Catwoman, smrrrf nerf hrrrm. This will not dweeerrr flllrHathaway smrthlflll Jergins jellg na sticky sock, nerrp pgrrrrr reckoning bhurr punishment. Frwwbery knerp hurp durpedeeer liek chocolate milk. Fnreperr groppprobbie robbtown alldouur snafting benjisucksass.
Chamararrr frahh too sting harr shordi Al Roker. Since the dawn of gyreree nig slawden sla eat at joes.
Batman. I call you out gandferrrdeen smarksslaw boog nerdyberd is the word. Phlanet, murbrbreeg dbthuthilian ia ia chthulu if flgharen Bhrabet nergh flubbb (Transmission garbled, undecipherable) head flourdate plebiscite nerg shoulders, knees and toes.
Barharrr, I Re inbreeeflguuble tbinns is back bitches. Neb.
Fr hur. Ne. Fr hur.
