How I know I’m not an idiot
I can tell when a beer is cold by touching it. I don’t need a magic blue mountain to appear to let me know. Feels cold, probably is cold. Thanks anyway though, Coors.
Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.