A Critique of Celebrity Tweets, and Primarily Justin Bieber:

Recently due to a scheduling snafu, I missed out on an opportunity to give a public reading of the most hateful literature I could find. First, I recommend if you are in the Vancouver area you check out the “Say Wha?” show on June 8th, but in the meantime, I have located the motherload: The immensely compelling world of celebrity tweets, and specifically the genre-defining work of Justin Bieber.
This is just to say (For William Carlos Williams)
Fot the greatest poet of all time, William Carlos Williams.
This is just to say:
I have responded
on facebook
to your note
.
And you hoped,
I assume,
that I replied
Thoughtfully.
.
Forgive me,
I was on
my iPhone,
whilst taking a dump.