PenisHats.com or .org or, well, hats for penises anyways.
Funding proposal: PenisHats.com, or, My totally awesome idea: Potential investor: For some time now, I have been secretly saving a totally awesome get-rich-quick scheme. It’s penishats.com, a website that sells of a wide variety of comfortable hats, and accessories, for flaccid penises. Touques, baseball caps, pirate hats, bandanas, cowboy hats, fireman’s helmets, sheriff’s badges, neckties, tiny leather holsters, scabbards, machine...