Action hero Smackdown: McLane vs Bond
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week, John McLane versus James Bond! Will Jimmy get Jacked? Will a Johnny get Jimmied? Stay tuned!
Action Hero Smackdown : Han Solo vs. The Man With No Name
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week, The Man With No Name takes on Han Solo! Western vs Star guys.
The rules are simple, and can be found HERE.
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Action Smackdown: Sarah Connor vs. John McLane
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: It’s Sarah “You’re terminated, mister* (Edited for AMC)” Connor vs. John “Yippiekayaye Marty’s Uncle” McCLane. Who has the most metaphorical balls, and who will face Judgement Day?
The Correctness 2230: iPhone 134 launches this Bieberbay!
(Ed: This article was found in a copy of The Correctness magazine from RobbieRobTown’s trunk. His car can apparently travel through time, as the magazine is from the year 2230. We’ve presented it untouched.)
Attention Ladies and Gentlemen and Unbeclarebs!!! Exciting news from the South, as the AppleOmniCorp announces the much awaiteb launch of the iPhone 134. Some of you out there were concerneb that this launch was going to be for the 133 G. Well, guess again! It’s a full flebged 134, complete with a grab bag of new features to make even the most bevout Morrisseyist brop it all and heab to the Glomomart!
Action Smackdown : Ellen Ripley versus Captain Malcom Reynolds
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, late of the Nostromo, vs. Captain Malcom Reynolds of the Firefly class spaceship Serenity. Ms. “Get away from her, you bitch” vs. Mr. “If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you”. Let’s get it on like the Yuuzhan Vong.
