Tbinns Interviews Katy Perry

This article is a follow up to one that was written one year Ago today…
An Open Letter from Katy Perry’s breasts
To Whom it May Concern:

Listen, we know you’re looking at us. We get it. We’re on the big side, as far as breasts go. Along with Katy’s eyes, we represent most of the oversized stuff on her. And certainly, we’ve helped her get to where she is today. Our presence requires her to build up her lung capacity, and makes it easy for her to get meetings with agents and record producers.