The Correctness Glossary : “Dexter”
Sep15

The Correctness Glossary : “Dexter”

A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today’s Correctness Glossary term:

DEXTER : (DEXter) v. 1.) to harm, mutilate or kill someone who richly and deeply deserves it.

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POLL RESULT: Where do you want to go today?
Jun13

POLL RESULT: Where do you want to go today?

In our most recent poll, we decided to appeal to your desire for travel. Where DID you want to go? The answers within…


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Magic: The Gathering…The Correctness Expansion
Mar02

Magic: The Gathering…The Correctness Expansion

Note (This is a repost of the original.)


Exciting news gamers! We have a sneak preview of the upcoming MTG Correctness expansion pack! Now you can create entire decks of Correctness to amaze and dazzle your friends with. Tournament play is about to be taken to a whole new level. And by that of course we mean these are not in the least bit legal in tournaments. Or actual games. But we have put in a call about the expansion to Wizards of the Coast, and we expect to hear from them any day now.

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The Correctness Casting Couch: Lois Lane
Nov11

The Correctness Casting Couch: Lois Lane

Part one of a series of articles in which the Correctness recasts some our favourite comic book heroines, and reclaims them from some performances that left…some room for improvement. This week, we tackle Superman’s REAL weakness, Ms. Lois Lane.

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A Minor Grammatical Concern Re: “Literally”.
Aug17

A Minor Grammatical Concern Re: “Literally”.

File under: Awkward Usage, Modern language, “Literally”

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Hello, Modern Language Users:

Um, hey, gosh guys, I’m not sure how to put this. You know when you say things like “That was literally the biggest meal ever”, or “That was literally off the hizzy”? You know what I’m talking about? Yeah, about that…

Yeah, um, I’m no Grammar Nazi, I mean, not anymore, and I certainly enjoy the flexibility of writing in this casual style. It’s just that I think what you think “literally” means isn’t what it means? Ya know?…

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