Action hero Smackdown: The Bride vs. Rambo!
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week, it’s the mysteriously named “Bride” versus the absurdly named J.J. Rambo. ONe is synonymous with weddings, the other with sweaty meat! Who will stand victorious? Tune in!
Let’s get it on like Marvin Gaye.
Action Smackdown: Sarah Connor vs. John McLane
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: It’s Sarah “You’re terminated, mister* (Edited for AMC)” Connor vs. John “Yippiekayaye Marty’s Uncle” McCLane. Who has the most metaphorical balls, and who will face Judgement Day?
ACTION SMACKDOWN: Bourne vs Kirk!
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: James T Kirk vs. Jason Bourne and his whole identity! It’s a match made in Space Hell, where malevolent gaseous beings push you, the reader, around for 2000 words, and that’s just the comments section!
ACTION SMACKDOWN: James Bond vs Ashley “Ash” Williams.
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Still reeling from the clusterf#$k that was last week’s smackdown, we attempt to move forward. James Bond British Superspy takes on Ash Williams of the “Evil Dead” films.
Action Hero Smackdown: Indiana Jones versus Snake Plissken
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Snake Plissken of “Escape From x” fame vs Indiana Jones of “Seriously? If you don’t know who he is, you’re in the wrong place. go visit knitmebabyonemoretime.com or something.
The rules are simple, and can be found HERE.
Let’s get it on, like River Song.