Dear Jessica 6 of Logan’s Run:
(Note: This is a repost of the original)
Dear Jessica 6:
As the unmarried 1/3 of The Correctness, I am still seeking a Hot Spacewife to get Spacemarried to. I would also approve of a Vampirewife, or a FantasyFictionwife, but I’m mostly looking for a Hot Spacewife. Probably not a superhero wife, they always seem a bit conflicted.
While I know that you are just a character in a movie, and in real life you are Jenny Agutter, and you have had a long career as a respected professional actor, and you are in your fifties (not that 25 years is insurmountable), I would like to leave that aside for a moment.
If I had a time machine, and a machine that makes fictional characters real, I would totally ask you to be my Hot Spacewife. You are totally Spacehot. I apologize if that doesn’t sound very charming or flattering. People who write for comedy blogs are not legendarily good at sweeping spacewomen of their spacefeet.
I don’t want to put too much pressure on you, just because I’m willing to spacecommit to you doesn’t mean we absolutely have to get spacemarried. We could just may go on a few Whedondates. Maybe I could get us tickets to see the Kessel Run, or we could vacation on Risa? Do you like Soylent Green? I know some great recipes. I use coconut milk, curry, and people.
I know you probably hit it off with Logan- I’m a little older than Logan was when you two met, but I had to take the chance on asking you. Just in case.
Sincerely,
RobbieRobTown
Tbinns said on 18-01-2010
Tbinns
This article is space awesome. Also jerking off to Jenny Agutter while watching this movie leads to your palm blinking red.
RENEW!!!
Keith said on 18-01-2010
Keith
Thank you, CBC, for playing Logan’s Run uncut on Sunday night once when I was about 8. It was the first sci-fi I had ever seen (my parents don’t like movie theatres) and it was part of beginning a life-long love of the genre. I already bought the blu-ray and it is still as wonderful as then.
Also, it was the first time I saw boobs in a movie. So thanks for that as well.
Philip said on 27-01-2010
Philip
Ah, Jenny – the most gorgeous woman on the planet!
