Tbinns Interviews Katy Perry
This article is a follow up to one that was written one year Ago today…
ME: Hey everyone, Thanks for joining me today as I interview international Pop Superstar Katy Perry, Katy thanks for stopping by.
KATY: You are welcome, Tony thanks for having me.
ME: So congratulations are in order, you just tied Michael Jackson for the number of hit singles off of on album. That is a huge accomplishment. What do you think has been the secret to your success thus far?
KATY: I’ve asked myself that question before…and I realized that the secret to my success was right in front of me the whole time. There are two huge reasons why I hit that milestone.
ME: So you are saying the secret to your success is…?
KATY: Tits.
ME: I see.Thank you for your honesty.
KATY: No problem. They’re nice huh? I totally caught you looking….
ME: I may have glanced…er briefly…
KATY:It must have been a Metric glance because it was easily a minute and a half there. In the Imperial system that’s called staring.
ME: Oh, uh.. sorry.
KATY: No no don’t worry, I’m under no illusions. I named the left one “Bread” and the right one “Butter”
ME: so when will your new cd be on the rack… ER… I MEAN TOP SHELF!! …TITTIES! OH GODDAMMIT!!! Sorry about that.
KATY: Don’t worry about it.
ME: So what will the new album be called?
KATY: Enormous Cans.
ME: I think we’re done here.
KATY: First single is called “Motorboat.”
ME: Goodbye Katy
KATY: Bye Bye.
