Here it is, you primitive screwheads! It’s the smackdown you (both of you) have been waiting for! Based on no criteria other than hunches and snap decisions, the smackdown will go like this:
1. Ramona “Rammy” Flowers vs Carrie “Robin” Kelly
2. Rogue vs Storm
3. Phoenix vs Wonder Woman
4. Kitty “Can’t Touch This” Pryde vs. Bat Girl
The Rules:
-Fights are to the death, unless we decide they aren’t because it’s funnier.
-No more than one creepy lesbian fan-fiction segment per week, unless it’s funnier.
-Rageful haters will refer back to these rules and try to claim our site isn’t about comedy, so we will only post a maximum of ten comments which directly call into question RRT’s sexuality per week.
-It’s a goddamn comedy site, so what makes us laugh wins, you bastards.
-Continuity is dependent on current universe, unless it isn’t because it’s funnier.
Let your complaining commence!
