My Thoughts on Being Kicked out of the Beatles by Pete Best

Posted By Tbinns on Nov 9, 2009 | 3 comments

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Fuck me running. Fuck me gently, Fuck me and the horse I road in on, nay, the entire barnyard menagerie I have tenderly raised since childhood.

Fuck John, Fuck Paul Fuck George, and most definitely fuck Richard Fucking Starky and his Fucking All Star Band. Fuck his shiny time trains, fuck “Act Naturally” Fuck Caveman, Fuck the no no no song and fuck It don’t come easy.

FUCK RINGO RIGHT IN HIS HUGE FUCKING LEFT NOSTRIL!!

Fuckmania, not the real fucking beatles, but an incredible fucking simulation. Fuck the guy who did Ringo’s voice in yellow submarine.

Fuck me sideways, Fuck my Mother, Fuck a random ancestor, Fuck Ed Sullivan, and while I’m at it Fuck the Mahreeshi and George Fucking Martin. Fuck every dead celebrity cut out on Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Fucking Band.

I was on Letterman once. Fuck Letterman. And Fuck you for reading this article.

FUCK!!

(Please note, these are Pete Bests thoughts and they in no way reflect the opinions of the Correctness, who are always glad when you read an article.)

My Thoughts on Being Kicked out of the Beatles by Pete Best

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