Mrs. Tbinnsing : A Woman’s Rebuttal
by Guest Columnist and mother of my child, Mrs. Tbinns. Take it away, sweetie.
Thank you.
Dear Correctness,
It has recently come to my attention that my husband’s handle has become a verb for posting gratuitous photos of beautiful women, often in next to nothing. To make matters worse, none of these so called lovely ladies are me, so I started to think (stew) about the matter to a degree. As I thought (stewed) I realized that at least 4 of the correctness regular 12 readers are women. Between the casting couches and motivational posters alone the constant Tbinnsing make us feel a little left out? Really Correctness, 1/3 of your readership feels marginalized and will click onto more friendly websites.
But I digress. Perhaps it is time for the boys of the correctness to ask their female readers what they want to see. We have a lot to contribute. Like this motivational poster:
Perhaps we want to discuss and appreciate the merits of someone who works hard at their chosen profession.
Excuse me! I would like to check that book out!
These men have been hard at work.
We also have ideas on what a casting couch should look like:
Not nerdy enough? We can nerd it up some for you and discuss Battlestar Galactica:
Vs. Firefly
We have an interest in Star Wars too.
Or we could make a case for Daniel Craig’s James Bond vs Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery.
Don’t forget that it was in fact me that gave you the idea for your popular smackdown series by first starting the argument over who would win in a fight between Batman:
And Wolverine: (my money is still on Wolverine).
or was it Thor…
vs. Captain America?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Where was I? Oh yes… to suggest that we women are not affected by the Tbinnsing nonsense is disrespectful. We want to visit a site that speaks to us on intellectual level as well as bring us stories of interest about people who are at the top of their fields such as actors,
athletes,
musicians,
and activists.
And also Liam Neeson.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
