LOL Happiez!
Hai Correctness Readers!
LOLsies! Some of you guys sure seem to be in a real pickle about my emotional state! Golly wonkers, it sure is nice that you are all so concerned about my lovemeter readings, but I’m as pleased as a fry in a fish hatchery these days, I assure you!
Just in case, I’ve collected a whole bunch of adorable images, and I’ve written some wholesome commentary for each one! Nothing political here, just good old fashioned warm feelings in your tummies.
A basket of puppies! If they were a basket of apples, I’d pick them for a pie- OF KISSES! Delightful.
“I Can Haz Carrots?” or “I need a hug too!”. Awwww, I’ll hug you, bunny!
Wait a minute, where are all of my carrots? Did you eat them, Bunny? Silly bunny. My carrots were to share, with you, and with The Christ.
This little fellow is all dressed up. I guess you could say he is the Cat’s Meow! 😀
“I Can Haz Toy?” Of course you can, you “*“otter ”*” be happy! See what I did there? I meant “should”.
“OM NOM NOM!” Oh, little Pika, you are an endangered species alright- Endangered of being adorable!
See what happens when you use too much fertilizer? LOL deforestation. I Can haz mudslides?
“I Can Haz Key?” Baby pigs! In a cage! Lucky thing they are behind bars, or they would be repeat offenders. Crime: Caught being “Some Pig”. Oh, Wilbur.
“Anyone have a light?” Hahaha, you smoke too much, oilsands. You smoke too much.
Maybe that’s why the Pika is endangered!
*gag*
Chickens are… heh…ha…. That’s a lot of chickens in a small space….
Uh…
Is that a fucking dolphin? Oh Jesus fuck. Fuck my blowhole, that’s a dolphin. There is blood on his skin. Fucking wow.
Well that’s…that’s just awful.
Bad news.
I. Am. Dead. Inside.
