Supervillain Smackdown: Weigh in
(Note: This is a repost of the original).
The Correctness is pleased to anounce that we will soon be starting our much anticipated Supervillian Smackdown.
You don’t have to be smart to realize that we don’t know as much , in terms of canon, about supervillains as we do about superheroes. For example, Batman is in almost every issue of Batman, but the Joker is in every second one or so, or lately, whenever DC needs to have an engaging story.
Consequently, we will only require your 8 favourite supervillains, instead of the going through a similarly balls-hurtingly tiresome task of fighting through 16 like with the superheroes.
The inevitability of Batman winning somehow, even though he is not, in fact, a supervillain, has been taken into account in our rules and he is disqualified from competition. Somebody else will have to fend off the seductive wiles of Catwoman, if indeed, you all let her be involved.
Cast your vote below, so that when the name-calling starts, I can wash my goddamn hands of our choices? (Why no Thor last time? Because Thor is literally fucktarded, that is why. Literally.)
Vote away!
Love,
The Correctness.
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Comments (35)
Elmock said on 23-02-2010
Elmock
I nominate E. Nigma aka The Riddler. He’s the batman of the villain world.
Michelle said on 23-02-2010
Michelle
I vote for Doomsday and Lex Luthor. Yeah, the latter is obvious, but still… let him give someone besides Superman some trouble for once. Should be interesting. I would think Magneto has to be in there as well… though I suppose you could argue he’s not always a villain.
spcMike said on 23-02-2010
spcMike
Well, I like Doomsday, but only to see him take on maybe the Red Hulk.
Definitely need Deadshot in there. Oh and Sinestro.
Prometheus would be the closest analog to Batman.
With Marvel, maybe Dr. Doom, I guess Magneto, Venom, and maybe the Blob. (Is it just me or are the Marvel villians kind of lame?)
Tomass said on 23-02-2010
Tomass
1. AQUAMAN & ROBIN! – They’re as evil as they come.
But in case you all decide to shaft them again… The rest of my top ten in no particular order.
2. Herr Starr or God – Preacher – take your pick either or they’re both evil as shit in this comic.
3. The Saint of Killers – Preacher – I don’t consider him a villain but most do. He basically kills everyone!
4. Apocalypse – Marvel – He’s a touch overpowered but he’s just to freaking cool not to suggest
5. Fin Fang Foom – Marvel – On name alone… say it. It’s just fun.
6. Harley Quinn – DC – She’s evil, sexy & the Joker is just an overrated douche.
7. Mystique – Marvel – So evil, so so sexy. I mean even if you’re a gay dude or a straight chick she’s got you covered.
8. Bizzaro! – DC / Sealab – BIZARRO!
9. Megatron – Marvel – It’s freaking Megatron do I need to say more?
10. Unicron – Marvel – He’s as big as a pl… er he’s a Planet, that eats planets. And (had) only one weakness in the universe, a single artifact. Too bad he was kill by a total douche bag (who will not be in this event, so he fine)
Gilette said on 23-02-2010
Gilette
I second these:
8. Bizzaro! – / Sealab – BIZARRO!
9. Megatron – Marvel – It’s freaking Megatron do I need to say more?
Brendo said on 23-02-2010
Brendo
Apocalypse Is eternal.
Megatron will Win while ripping out every other opponents optics.
Where is Dr. Doom (Victor) On Your List?
And I don’t think they can summon Unicron, although i am sure it would please The Correctness to be the first.
And Just As A Side note is The Chicken from Family Guy in the running…?
n8 said on 02-03-2010
n8
Damn right Megatron!
Also, how about M. Bison? Psycho Crusher? Anyone?
1/4 20 said on 23-02-2010
1/4 20
*CHEER* ok … not even close to being well versed in comicbook heros/villains BUT i do like Lucifer Morningstar from the Sandman series. use my choice or i will write obscene comments about you, your pets, and that nice little vacation you took down by the seaside the one year.
Gilette said on 23-02-2010
Gilette
I nominate Said as a supervillain. He sounds scary.
SeriouslyAGeekGirl said on 23-02-2010
SeriouslyAGeekGirl
Okey, since some of the more predictable villains on my list have been nominated already, here are some that might not have been obvious choices.
In no particular order:
1.) Violator- from Spawn, he’s gross and disgusting, evil and most importantly- Hilarious
2.)Lady Deathstrike- one word for ya; Hawt
3.) Ozymandias- from Watchmen, doesn’t have the background admittedly, but he secured his place in super villainy with those 6 little words “I did it thirty-five minutes ago” dude had a plan.
4.) Shredder- c’mon people do I even need to explain this one?
5.) Doc Oc- again, nuff said
6.) Carnage- scary, violent, evil 😀
and I second the nominations of Mystique and Harley Quinn; also Lucifer Morningstar from Sandman cuz it would be cool.
Tomass said on 23-02-2010
Tomass
Ozymandias – Good call! He is truly the Batman of super villains… but with one exception He will kill to get the job done.
admin_rock said on 23-02-2010
admin_rock
Interesting. I’ve never thought of Ozymandias as a true villain. More just a guy who did bad things for a good reason. You’ve got me thinking now.
Tomass said on 23-02-2010
Tomass
“…you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.”
– Obiwan ROTJ
Ozymandias wasn’t doing evil per say, but what is evil? He is a mass murderer, even if it is for good. I liked him and agreed with his reasoning but that doesn’t make it right (or wrong).
How many solders did Wolverine kill in the X-Men movies? I be they had families and thought they were doing the right thing. Wolverine is a villain to them.
Watch the original Austin Powers DVD there’s a whole series of shorts about the Henchman Powers kills with the steam roller. How his wife and friends all take the news. Funny shit man.
There is no good or evil only Funny and Not.
admin_rock said on 23-02-2010
admin_rock
RobbieRobTown, if you miss Kitty Pryde that much, you might want to pick up a copy of X-Men 521, specifically the final page.
Tomass said on 23-02-2010
Tomass
Kitty Pryde Psft! Kitty Pryde can suck my… oh wait… yes, yes she can…
I see what you just did there.
Tomass said on 23-02-2010
Tomass
…evil
SeriouslyAGeekGirl said on 23-02-2010
SeriouslyAGeekGirl
i thought there was no good or evil?
Tomass said on 23-02-2010
Tomass
…funny
Gilette said on 23-02-2010
Gilette
1. Shredder
2. George W Bush
3. Gargamel
4. Global Warming
5. Bears (if bears choose polar to represent they will have a tough time getting past #4)
6. Women (I’m so lonely)
7. The San Antonio Spurs
8. The Comic Book Guy
RobbieRobTown said on 23-02-2010
RobbieRobTown
Gargamel is WAY THE FUCK IN!!!
spcMIKE said on 23-02-2010
spcMIKE
Oh you did not just mention the Spurs.
What about Bad Ash from Army of Darkness?
RobbieRobTown said on 23-02-2010
RobbieRobTown
I think Bad Ash is a great villain. Is he super? Could we throw in Darth Vader and Jabba the Hutt if we open up the field? Or the Rancour? Or Godzilla?
Gilette said on 24-02-2010
Gilette
So… much…. awesome. Vader vs Godzilla!?!?!?
Tomass said on 25-02-2010
Tomass
I would be inclined to stay on course and finish up the comics run. But have a Pop culture Hero fight & then a Pop culture villain fight.
Bad Ash vs. Keyser Soze
Evil Spock vs. Khan!
Vader vs Tiamat
Good ash vs. Maxwell Smart
James Bond vs. Captain Kirk
The Flying Spaghetti Monster vs J.C.
The possibilities are endless…
Phung said on 24-02-2010
Phung
Shredder and the Spurs would make a glorious addition to this smackdown.
Gilette said on 23-02-2010
Gilette
Also, thank you so much for doing this. The superhero version was awesome.
Brendo said on 23-02-2010
Brendo
Yoko Ono Lennon.
The M-Daddy said on 23-02-2010
The M-Daddy
Ras Al Ghul. Period.
NotVictoria said on 24-02-2010
NotVictoria
Harley Quinn Vs. Her Beloved Mista J
Ogdru Jahad Vs. Galactus
Tomass said on 25-02-2010
Tomass
Oooooh!
Unicron Vs. Galactus – I would pay some good money to see that fight.
Shredder is a good choice though.
And though I like the theory if including Gargamel, he was kind of a putz & an epic coward. And to top it all off he could barely out smart his cat (who may even make a better pick). It would be a wall mopping for the annals of short disastrous battles. For example;
Shredder Vs. Gargamel
Gargamel: “Azrael go for his the eyes!” (as he begins to turn and run)
Azrael: “Rowl ru-ruh” (Head shaking in disagreement as he heads for cover)
Shredder: (tosses a throwing star which fly’s through the air. It comes to rest embedding itself in the back of Azrael’s neck at the base of his spine… and the cat falls dead)
~cut to cheering smurfs in the stands~
Shredder: (leaps in to streaky background anime jump mode. Lands some 2 min’s later and 25 meter’s away plunging his gauntlet blades into Gargamel’s skull)
Shredder: Is there no one who can defeat me!?
~Cut to a scene from the battle “Green Room” with Saint of Killers, Ozymandias, Violator, Venom, Apocalypse, Megatron, Unicron, Galactus, Magneto, Harley Quinn & Joker all sitting reading old copies of Macleans
djnk2003 said on 27-02-2010
djnk2003
Galactus, and Juggernaut. who can say no to “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!”
djnk2003 said on 27-02-2010
djnk2003
and Poison Ivy cuz shes hot
1/4 20 said on 01-03-2010
1/4 20
so it seems like the super villain bracket is shaping up well. here are some more ideas for future smackdowns: sci-fi smackdown, rock-em sock-em robot smackdown (our favourite robots from any genre), famous for 5 minutes smackdown, spy vs. spy smackdown (pick your secret agents). with the large amount of power that is created from combining the brains of the correctness readers, i am sure that none of these ideas are too much of a stretch.
SeriouslyAGeekGirl said on 01-03-2010
SeriouslyAGeekGirl
what about a babes of geekdom smackdown?
spcMike said on 01-03-2010
spcMike
Would that involve a Kari Byron/Felicia Day smack down? Because I’d watch that.
