Scott Baiowulf
Mar31

Scott Baiowulf

The Correctness Classics Illustrated version edited by Tbinns. Illustrations by Tomass

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Haiku Cycle Requiem for the Indicator/Signal Light

Haiku Cycle Requiem for the Indicator Light

The dusty stick on
the left of your steering wheel
is your signal light.

You won’t shoulder check
So signaling is the least,
THE LEAST, you can do.

Click. How hard is that?
Click. There, I did it again.
Click. See how easy?

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This is just to say (For William Carlos Williams)

Fot the greatest poet of all time, William Carlos Williams.

This is just to say:

I have responded

on facebook

to your note
.

And you hoped,

I assume,

that I replied

Thoughtfully.
.

Forgive me,

I was on

my iPhone,

whilst taking a dump.

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Christmas Shopping Haikus
Dec10

Christmas Shopping Haikus

From The Correctness,

Some Christmas Haikus

To settle your nerves:

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Ode to my Abbey Road Beatles Mug
Dec02

Ode to my Abbey Road Beatles Mug

a poem by TBinns

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“Stopping by the Woods to Poop on a Summer’s Eve” by R. Frost
Aug19

“Stopping by the Woods to Poop on a Summer’s Eve” by R. Frost

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I stopped by the woods on a warm summers eve,
By a mending wall drenched in sun.
And deep in my bowels, from odours so foul,
Twas time that I baked a fresh bun.

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