Scott Baiowulf
The Correctness Classics Illustrated version edited by Tbinns. Illustrations by Tomass
Haiku Cycle Requiem for the Indicator/Signal Light
Haiku Cycle Requiem for the Indicator Light
The dusty stick on
the left of your steering wheel
is your signal light.
You won’t shoulder check
So signaling is the least,
THE LEAST, you can do.
Click. How hard is that?
Click. There, I did it again.
Click. See how easy?
This is just to say (For William Carlos Williams)
Fot the greatest poet of all time, William Carlos Williams.
This is just to say:
I have responded
on facebook
to your note
.
And you hoped,
I assume,
that I replied
Thoughtfully.
.
Forgive me,
I was on
my iPhone,
whilst taking a dump.
“Stopping by the Woods to Poop on a Summer’s Eve” by R. Frost
I stopped by the woods on a warm summers eve,
By a mending wall drenched in sun.
And deep in my bowels, from odours so foul,
Twas time that I baked a fresh bun.