Happy Birthday Robbie Robtown!!
It’s Robbie Robtown’s Birthday today.
Totes! For Reals! Golly Wonkers!
Daniel…I am your Father!
The above photo is of myself and my new son, Daniel Harrison Binns. On the whole, fatherhood suits me. He shares many of my facial features, yet somehow he manages to make them work for him on a level that I have yet to master. What I have found in my limited time in Daddy’s chair is that the miracle of birth is not actually in birth itself. Rather it lies in the fact that this small creature does everything in its power to make you hate it, screaming, defecating, depriving you of sleep and yet it has the complete opposite effect.
The Kinect Conundrum
I hate to be the guy to bring this up, I really do, but there is an elephant in the room and it needs to be addressed.
So here goes.
Guys in Tights and Fark Green Lights
A Correctness State of the Union
First, a bit of history.
About a year and a half ago, after some social function or another (I believe it may well have been an evening of Settlers of Catan) just as the man/boy who would become known as Robbie Robtown was heading out my front door, I said to him…
“Hey, we should start an online humor magazine.”
The Correctness Glossary : Nicklebackery
A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today’s Correctness Glossary term:
Nicklebackery (Nikl-bak-ery) n..pl. 1.) the act of enabling or encouraging mediocrity .
A List of Possible Follow Ups to “Fuck Me Ray Bradbury”
I’m sure many of you know the video which I am referring to, if not, take a moment and have a look at this.