Action Smackdown: Indiana Jones versus Ellen Ripley
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week, Indiana Jones vs. Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley vs. RobbieRobTown’s insane ramblings that you will no doubt hate more than usual.
Action hero Smackdown: The Bride vs. Rambo!
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week, it’s the mysteriously named “Bride” versus the absurdly named J.J. Rambo. ONe is synonymous with weddings, the other with sweaty meat! Who will stand victorious? Tune in!
Let’s get it on like Marvin Gaye.
Action Smackdown : Ellen Ripley versus Captain Malcom Reynolds
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, late of the Nostromo, vs. Captain Malcom Reynolds of the Firefly class spaceship Serenity. Ms. “Get away from her, you bitch” vs. Mr. “If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you”. Let’s get it on like the Yuuzhan Vong.
ACTION SMACKDOWN: James Bond vs Ashley “Ash” Williams.
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Still reeling from the clusterf#$k that was last week’s smackdown, we attempt to move forward. James Bond British Superspy takes on Ash Williams of the “Evil Dead” films.
Action Hero Smackdown WHICH IS TOTALLY FIXED: Han Solo vs. Mad Max
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Mad Max of, uh, those Mad Max movies vs Han Solo, recurring peripheral character in the Sit Com known as Star Wars
Action Hero Smackdown: Indiana Jones versus Snake Plissken
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Snake Plissken of “Escape From x” fame vs Indiana Jones of “Seriously? If you don’t know who he is, you’re in the wrong place. go visit knitmebabyonemoretime.com or something.
The rules are simple, and can be found HERE.
Let’s get it on, like River Song.