Sting, where is thy death?
Imposter?
It all started out as a bit of fun.
An associate of mine at work sent me this link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A506648
It details all of the so-called “Paul is Dead Evidence.”
“Boy…that’s scraping the bottom of the barrel” I said, foolishly thinking that would be the end of it
Ode to the douchebag on the dirt bike driving around my neighborhood at 11 pm
Unknown warrior,
He who doth not yield to the chains of life.
You who know not when to say “die”.
Pushing further and further into the night,
You touch the throttle, and fling yourself
into destiny.
I, who can only stand still, and watch.
I, voiceless, wait furtively.
I turn my face to the pale moon, and
silently
call to you in vain
“It’s 11 o’clock at night. Stop driving repeatedly down the street,
You fucktard.”
25 Things Wrong with The Star Wars Universe
You know, everyone here at the Correctness loves Star Wars. We really really do. But like the Father who is hardest on his most beloved child (at least that’s what my Mom said) we feel the need to share a few….shortcomings. What gives us the right to nitpick? Thousands of dollars we have spent on toys books, re releases, format changes, model kits etc. We aren’t saying George Lucas OWES us anything. But if you spent thousands on ANY product,and lets not kid ourselves, it is PRODUCT at this point, I feel you have the right, once you have purchased said product, to air a few Grievouses. (See what I did there?)
How I know I’m not an idiot
I can tell when a beer is cold by touching it. I don’t need a magic blue mountain to appear to let me know. Feels cold, probably is cold. Thanks anyway though, Coors.