A Minor Observation Re: “Street Performers”
Aug15

A Minor Observation Re: “Street Performers”

From the full article: Finally, if your drum circle isn’t drawing a crowd, and so you add, without regard to their skill level, two women with hula hoops, and if they look sincerely intense as they gyrate, eyes closed in the tragic fiction of rapture, and if you throw in someone fire-spinning in a pair of wrap pants you brought them back from your trip to Kopipi, and once every ten minutes someone makes an announcement that this is a show, and if there is no sense of order, structure, focus or purpose to your fiery, hoopy, shitty circus, then that is not a show….

I would rather give money to the kitten on a leash, which, may i remind you, is not a show…

Do read on…

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Rom Com Bingo
Aug14

Rom Com Bingo

Romantic Comedy Bingo copy

The Correctness has found a way to take the edge off of a chick flick. You are welcome.

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Superhero Smackdown 1: Daredevil vs the Flash
Aug13

Superhero Smackdown 1: Daredevil vs the Flash

Superhero Smackdown!
Friday Night Fight!
Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs begin this week in the Terrordrome.

    Daredevil vs The Flash

ROUND1

The battle of the tight red suits.

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Yo, Motivation
Aug13

Yo, Motivation

Joe

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My Life According To The Relative Size of Girls?
Aug12

My Life According To The Relative Size of Girls?

On seeing this facebook note trend:

“Choose only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on… You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”. ”

If I choose the Smiths, will people start calling and asking me if I’m okay again? Because I’m fine. No really, I’m feeling fine. I’m just busy… and it’s just so very dark in my apartment…

the-headmaster-ritual

Pick your Artist:
The Smiths

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Motivational Princess
Aug11

Motivational Princess

Metal

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