Concrete Blackboard Jungle Minds
Arlene Patterson was new to teaching in an inner city school- brand new- but she knew, after her extensive teacher training, that she could reach out to these kids and make a difference. The fact that she was a white, hardline mormon from a middle-class suburban middle-America made no difference in her mind. She knew, right through her very soul, that she was the one who could teach these delinquent kids- the ones the Principle of PS 101 had called “unteachable”, “hopeless” and even “Seriously dangerous, and not at all stereotypically gang members, but actually gang members.”. Arlene knew when “the Man” was talking, and she knew she didn’t have to accept anyone else’s prejudices or “written warnings from the city police force”.
Hypocrisy defined for Dawn Soap:
Oh, hey, Dawn Soap.
Um, so I think it’s great you can be used to scrub crude oil off of ducks, and stuff.
Um, but, um, do you need to be used to scrub simulated oil off of real marine animals in your ads?
Updated Smackdown Brackets
So…Here’s the thing…(Where? You added the Thing?)
No we did not add the Thing. But thanks to your feedback we did make yet another line up change
Superhero Smackdown Week 6 – Batman vs Rorschach
Superhero Smackdown!
Friday Night Fight!
Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome.
This week Batman vs Rorschach. (Ed: For our purposes, Bruce Wayne is The Batman.)
Status Quotes: The Best of Cam Ashcroft
Michelangelo used paint and marble. Escher used Pencils. Andy Kaufman used confused looks and a sense of simmering anger. The dad in A Christmas Story used swearing. Cam Ashcroft’s chosen medium is the Facebook Status update. The Correctness proudly presents a brief sample Ashcroftian wit for you to enjoy.
