The Friends of Anakin Skywalker

Posted By admin_rock on Dec 3, 2009 | 2 comments

ED: The Correctness obtained copies of these interviews, found in a box addressed to “The Correctness: A Long Time from Now, In a Galaxy Far,Far, Away”.

10 Insidious Items Calculated To Make You Buy More Useless Shit at Christmas.

Posted By Tbinns on Dec 1, 2009 | 8 comments

You know things have gotten bad when you long for the days of soap on a rope. I mean don’t get us wrong, the Correctness is very pro Christmas. No self respecting adult with the mentality of a 12 year old (which pretty much describes all three of us) would have the temerity to hate Christmas. What we object to is the outer fringe dollar store type ephemera that really draw attention to the fact that the whole thing has gotten waaay out of control. These ten that we present for your edification are but a tip of the giant lumbering iceberg that is Pointless Christmas Shit, and it’s headed right for the S.S. Holiday Spirit.

Dear Shoppers Drug Mart:

Posted By RobbieRobTown on Nov 29, 2009 | 2 comments

Dear Shoppers Drug Mart:

I was just about to go out tonight and buy some deodorant and some soothing ass-cream, when I had a small problem. I realized I was unsure which Shoppers Drug Mart store I should go to!

The Correctness Casting Couch : Mary Jane Watson

Posted By Tbinns on Nov 26, 2009 | 7 comments

Part two of our series where we recast some of your favorite comic book heroines, and sweep in like superheroes to rescue them from a lackluster performance. Today we will be recasting Spider-Man’s beloved… Mary Jane Watson

In Defence of Violence in Video Games

Posted By admin_rock on Nov 25, 2009 | 6 comments

There’s been a lot of talk in the media about the negative impacts of video games. How they cause violent behavior, make people more likely to snap and start executing those around them.

We at The Correctness present this reminder of the importance of playing video games. For without them, our world would have been destroyed long ago.

A Look Back at the Past

Posted By admin_rock on Nov 24, 2009 | 1 comment

The Correctness likes to take a pause every once in a while to look back and see what things were like, how the past gets us to where we are now. Today’s installment comes from admin_rock, who brings us a sentimental look back at a time we like to call “1 to 2 pm today”.