So…Who is REALLY Responsible for Conan Leaving the Tonight Show?
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Sure, it’s easy to blame NBC for being complete idiots, and always trying to keep all the talent, even in circumstances that clearly never work. You might be inclined to blame Jay Leno for not just stepping down like he said he would, or refusing to take the Tonight Show. You could even blame Conan, if you ignored Jay’s impassioned plea and were that way inclined. (I am not) I mean after all, he left of his own volition, because he didn’t want to move to 12:05. (Coughcoughintegritycoughcough)
The Groundhog Conspiracy
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by Correctness Guest Correspondent Trevor Campbell
For generations now Man has looked to the seemingly cute & innocent Groundhog to forecast the coming Spring for us, but we have never asked ourselves, at what cost? Have we sold our souls to these little burrowing devils? We all know the tradition, every year on February 2nd citizens of cities, towns & villages alike gather around the hole that leads to the home of their friendly loveable little weather predicting Groundhog. The lazy little dirt-Sloth then waddles out and if he does not see his shadow we can look forward to an early Spring. However, if he does sees his shadow we are doomed to six more weeks of Winter. What powers of prognostication his little earth-Weasel has. And what power over our springtime hopes and dreams we have given them.
Dear Academy Of Motion Picture Blah Blah Blah
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cough cough BESTSUPPORTINGACTOR cough cough.
Oh, excuse me I’m sorry. Something stuck in my craw, I think…oh..wait
cough coughBESTSCREENPLAYcough cough cough
There, that’s better.
Correcting Roger Kingkade
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The Correctness was very pleased to appear on The Roger Kingkade Podcast. Roger is a very funny host, and we enjoy his show very much. The Correct thing to do is to not only listen to this episode, but also to subscribe.
Memes!
Archie!
David Caruso!
What we really know about comics!
Feast your ears on the dulcet tones of outrage!
Roger’s Website is here.
Download the Podcast from itunes (or on Roger’s site!)
The Correctness Casting Couch: Storm
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Part 4 in our series in which we deny up and down that it is a piss poor excuse to post pictures of hot actresses. This justification comes from our earnest belief that some of our favorite Comic Book Heroines have been horribly miscast, and we suggest a few alternatives. Today we recast Storm arguably the most powerful mutant in the Marvel Universe. (In any kind of real life scenario, someone who controls the weather runs the world, but we’ll save that for another article)
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Dear Disposable Razor Companies
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Oh hey guys.
I was just thinking, you know what would be sweet?
How about instead of 5 blades that dull as soon as I glance at them, you concentrate on providing me 1 blade that is sharp? Or, how about instead of a lubricating strip, you provide me one blade that stays sharp? Or how about instead of a special vibrating handle, you manufacture a single blade that stays sharp?