Fast Food Fiction
Dear Correctness Readers:
We get it, you don’t always have time for the full impact of our 3000 word rambles, especially when it’s just a poop joke. Consequently, I have been publishing microfiction via twitter. Here are eleven of them, in no particular order:
1. Predicated entirely on her familiarity with Jane Austen, Eloise married the first male homeowner who stumbled into her punji stick pit.
2. Loneliness consumed him as he looked across the barren, nuclear wasteland and realized he was, almost certainly, the last ventriloquist.
My Prize Winning Voicemail
Thanks to my near toxic levels of geekiness I’ve won a fair amount of Star Wars shit over the years.
My Last Last Comic Standing
Well I have watched my very last Last Comic Standing. Ever.
Last night was the absolute final straw.
POLL RESULTS: Han Solo vs Indy!
This week we explored a different (though in many ways familiar) tack. The poll question pitted Han Solo vs Indiana Jones, in a fistfight.
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Canadian TV: Crap? Well kinda…but seriously, crap? Yet sorta…
Dear Correctness Readers: Here is a quote from our Provincial Culture Minister Lindsay Blackett who is attending the internationally important Banff Television Festival. “I sit here as a government representative for film and television in the province of Alberta, and I look at what we produce, and if we’re honest with ourselves … I look at it and say, ‘Why do I produce so much shit? Why do I fund so much...
A Correctness Special Announcement
We interrupt the Correctness for a special announcement. I, Tbinns, one of your fearless Correctians is going to be a father.
Let the buying of ridiculous Star Wars themed baby shit begin!
We now return to your regularily scheuled rant, already in progress.