Reader’s Choice: The Best of The Correctness Year One
Aug09

Reader’s Choice: The Best of The Correctness Year One

A few weeks back, we asked you, minions denizens people at work with seriously nothing better to do oh faithful readers, to chime in and let us know which articles were your favorites. You remember: It was this article.

Well, to our continued amazement, you responded. Here then, are your top three favorite Correctness Articles from Year One. (Capitalized to be all Frank Miller cool.)

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Mississippis
Aug04

Mississippis

“One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi.”

Arnold counted again, carefully, one every second.

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New Comment Policy

Effective nowish, comments will not be posted if they’re filled with hate, trolling, or just plain stupid. We’re ALL for creative and funny vulgarity, and clever arguments. You can call RobbieRobTown anything your heart desires, as long as you do it above a grade 9 level. So, something like this “Because the flash cant see where hes going. In fact he runs into walls all the time. Because his eyes are not super fast,...

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Horrible Pun Motivation
Jul29

Horrible Pun Motivation

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An Evening with Ringo, Tony and Trev
Jul29

An Evening with Ringo, Tony and Trev

Well, now I can cross “See a Beatle live” off of the old life list.

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The Correctness Guide to Filler: Help with Writer’s Block
Jul28

The Correctness Guide to Filler: Help with Writer’s Block

Dear Correctness Readers:

A lot of people ask us how we here at The Correctness can generate so much fresh content, ensuring that so much of our written effort is largely ignored by the people we hope read our articles, like Henry Kissinger or Emma Stone. “How can you generate so much fresh, funny content?” those people ask us, redundantly, “That could be enjoyed by Henry Kissinger for example, or Emma Stone, perhaps?” they continue, reiteratively.

Well, the secret to our success, apart from my stunning good looks, is filler.

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