The Correctness Casting Couch: Sue Storm (Richards)

Posted By Tbinns on Dec 4, 2009 | 9 comments

Part 3 in our series in which we deny up and down that it is a piss poor excuse to post pictures of hot actresses. This justification comes from our earnest belief that some of our favorite Comic Book Heroines have been horribly miscast, and we suggest a few alternatives. Today we recast Sue Storm from the Fantastic Four. Not that it would help salvage two shitty films (I can’t believe they dangled the Silver Surfer in front of me and made me pay to see a second one.), but hey, it’s a start.

The Correctness Casting Couch : Mary Jane Watson

Posted By Tbinns on Nov 26, 2009 | 7 comments

Part two of our series where we recast some of your favorite comic book heroines, and sweep in like superheroes to rescue them from a lackluster performance. Today we will be recasting Spider-Man’s beloved… Mary Jane Watson

Superhero Smackdown: The Final! Superman vs. The Flash

Posted By The Correctness on Nov 20, 2009 | 62 comments

Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s the Finals! Two men enter, one man leave!!! The Flash vs. Superman for all the hypothetical marbles!! It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!!

Smackdown Preview – Round Up!

Posted By The Correctness on Nov 19, 2009 | 5 comments

As a preview to Friday’s final Superhero Smackdown, we’re taking a long look back at the moments and comments that led us to where we are.

My Usual Thursday: DigiGen7 ArenaBattlons X.

Posted By RobbieRobTown on Nov 18, 2009 | 4 comments

…“Oh no!” Said a terrified Kimura, “Hiroki has come to battle your DigiGen GI-Force BakuSushiMon, but your HamsterMon is weak from battling the KudoChan Rin Tin GunTulli Force X!”….

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The Apartment Paradox

Posted By Tbinns on Nov 16, 2009 | 3 comments

The formula is simple.

The shittier the apartment block is, the more grandly it is named. Thus all the way through downtown Calgary, you’ll find horrid looking apartment blocks that are named after rich peoples summer homes.