25 Things Wrong with The Star Wars Universe
You know, everyone here at the Correctness loves Star Wars. We really really do. But like the Father who is hardest on his most beloved child (at least that’s what my Mom said) we feel the need to share a few….shortcomings. What gives us the right to nitpick? Thousands of dollars we have spent on toys books, re releases, format changes, model kits etc. We aren’t saying George Lucas OWES us anything. But if you spent thousands on ANY product,and lets not kid ourselves, it is PRODUCT at this point, I feel you have the right, once you have purchased said product, to air a few Grievouses. (See what I did there?)
How I know I’m not an idiot
I can tell when a beer is cold by touching it. I don’t need a magic blue mountain to appear to let me know. Feels cold, probably is cold. Thanks anyway though, Coors.
