The Lyric Letters
Dear Joe Jackson
If you have indeed seen gorillas walking with pretty women down your street perhaps you should be less concerned about who your ex is dating and more concerned about calling the Animal Control people.
Sincerely,
TBinns
I don’t care if it’s wrong
The Disneyfied version of Lois on Family Guy last night was kinda hot. That’s all I have to say on the subject
Status Quotes: The Best of Cam Ashcroft
Michelangelo used paint and marble. Escher used Pencils. Andy Kaufman used confused looks and a sense of simmering anger. The dad in A Christmas Story used swearing. Cam Ashcroft’s chosen medium is the Facebook Status update. The Correctness proudly presents a brief sample Ashcroftian wit for you to enjoy.