An Open Letter to Gibson Guitars re: The Les Paul
Dear Gibson Guitars:
… have another question for you Gibson: What happened to being able to hear the G string? Did the mid range suddenly go out of fashion? I ask because I sometimes play chords that use the G string- in fact, I’m going to say 90% of the time…
6 Appalling Pop Cultural Trends of the Last Decade:
…Look, obviously these artists got some radio play, but they were drowned out by a sea of shit deeper than the Navy’s finest shit-sub could ever fathom.
REO Speedwagon? Hair Metal? What Peter Cetera did to Chicago?
Here’s one for you to remember: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” Is not a good song. It is popular because it is hilarious. Don’t forget the irony built in to enjoying this song and start just enjoying it as is. It is not a good song. It is ridiculous. You like it because it is ridiculous. You might also like it because you never had to deal with it the first time around. I’m blaming you teens again….
Online Depression Test Conundrum
Question 43: When you see your progress bar at the top of an online test for depression, you are too depressed to continue the test. 1. Always 2. Often 3. Typically 4. Frequently 5. Usually
Christmas Carol Conundrum
They have an “Ave Maria” but they don’t have an “Ave Bob”. Does that seem right to you?
Classic Vaudeville: Robot and Costello
Costello: Hey, would ya look at that, a terrifying evil robot or something!
Robot: Illogical. does not compute.
Costello: Oh, right. What are you?