Smackdown: AWESOME UNDERCARD! Daedalus vs. Gargamel vs. Gamera
We here at The Correctness have listened to our fans, and we know we couldn’t design a superhero or supervillain smackdown to please everyone. In fact, we couldn’t design an article to please everyone, and I particularly can’t please anyone with anything for any reason. Mind you, somebody decided to make the film “Extreme Ops”, so I don’t know how any human could be pleased with that either.
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Overly Honest Burger Advertising Quandry
Dear Local Restaurant/Lounge: I drove past your street sign the other day, its flourescent letters still arranged in their original message- a tantalizing offering to the urban teens with time to spare. How many words contain the necessary letters for “Ass Rods on Your Nuts”, I wonder? In any case, your sign, confoundingly, said the following: “We have one of the best burgers in town!” Where do I begin? If you had simply claimed to...
University Protest Conundrum
Recently, the provincial government announced plans to increase university tuitions by 1.5%. I am a Canadian, and in a medium-expensive program so 1.5% of my total annual tuition is $90. Appalled by the government’s fascistic money-grab, Our Student’s Union recommended all of us students take a weekend out of our lives, go away from homework and theses, and drive to our provincial capital for the weekend. There, we would protest at...
This is just to say (For William Carlos Williams)
Fot the greatest poet of all time, William Carlos Williams.
This is just to say:
I have responded
on facebook
to your note
.
And you hoped,
I assume,
that I replied
Thoughtfully.
.
Forgive me,
I was on
my iPhone,
whilst taking a dump.