A Love Letter to “Big Trouble in Little China”
Dear Big Trouble in Little China:
It’s been a a year or two since we were together last, but my love for you is still as strong as that day in 1986 when we first met. I loved you then, and I love you now. But it’s easy to say these things. Let me tell you why I love you.
Haiku for a Monday
In our continuing attempts at increasing the Correctness of every day life, we present this artistic offering of daily life.
The Final Diary of Sir Desmond Rothschild
(ED: The following is a series of excerpts from the final diary of the world famous explorer, Sir Desmond Rothschild, written during his final assault on the North Pole, in 1912)
Day 3: The expedition is off to a ruddy good start. The men are feeling bullish, the food is plentiful, and we’ve hired a dozen of the finest Himalayan Sherpas to support our effort. In addition, we’ve brought a dozen of the most surefooted Chilean mules. Nothing can stop us from reaching the pole in record time.
Of DOOM!!!!
Whenever someone at your table orders a Shirley Temple, you should immediately follow it up with “Of DOOM!!!!”.
(Note: This is not funny with a Roy Rogers, and is particularly pleasing when someone orders a “Sex on the Beach”.)
The Lexus redundancy
The economy of language is important to us at The Correctness. For instance, there is no need to say something like “The guy in the Lexus is driving like a douchebag.” You can simply point, and say “Lexus”. The rest is implied.