The Tale of SEO Jenkins

Posted By admin_rock on Jun 7, 2010 | 3 comments

“I wonder if Bono and U2 are going on tour this summer”, thought Jeff Jenkins, while checking out his new iPad. He hadn’t been sleeping well, and was trying to find ways to help fall asleep. So far, he’d been forced to scroll through a number of articles about naturally increasing the size of your penis, to his chagrin.

“Enough of this”, he declared. “I don’t give a damn whether or not Paris Hilton is hanging out with Justin Bieber, or whether the rumors about Conan O’Brien getting a new show are true or not. I’m going out for a nice, relaxing run, followed by some hot yoga.”

IRON MAN 2 Poll Results

Posted By admin_rock on May 14, 2010 | 1 comment

Our Iron Man 2 comes to a close, and the Readers have spoken! Err … clicked!

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Open Letter to Generation Y

Posted By admin_rock on May 4, 2010 | 19 comments

Dear Generation Y, or more specficially, those of you who work the drive-thru window:

Shut the f#%k up. Seriously. Ask me what I want, and then, here’s the tricky part: SHUT. THE. F#%K. UP. Wait, and actually listen while I tell you what I want to order.

I know you’re all special, and unique, and a pretty snowflake, and beautiful in every single way, but neither of us is getting anywhere faster if you keep interrupting me…

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Sorry for the Delay

Posted By admin_rock on Apr 19, 2010 |

Hey Folks. We’re finally back up and running. We apologize for the interruption, and could give you a long list of reasons as to why it happened, but we’ll stick to 1) admin_rock is not as smart as he thinks he is. 2) See 1 We’ve recovered our data from mid-January back, and will be reposting whatever Google cached articles we can find, and we’ll have the 2nd Quarter Final in the smackdown up this...

Open Letter To Seth McFarlane

Posted By admin_rock on Mar 30, 2010 |

(Note: This is a repost of the original). Dear Seth, I am a big fan of your show (note the singular there. American Dad just okay…and we will not discuss the Cleveland show.) and watch it as often as I can. You seem to be under some sort of internet backlash at the moment where it has become cool to hate Family Guy. Sometimes when South Park says “Jump” internet losers like me will say “How high?”. But I have always defended you. But...