A Haiku Cycle for the Creamsicle Women: The peroxide blondes with fake orange tans.
A Haiku Cycle for the Creamsicle Women: The peroxide blondes with fake orange tans. Like a winter leaf, You tumble, awkwardly off Your broken high heels ………………………………….. Your perfect orange skin The hottest oompa loompa I have seen today ………………………………….. Your spray tan hits you Like...
The Pocket Length Continuum
Ladies: If the length of the pocket on your jean shorts is longer than the material itself, you are a whore.
PenisHats.com or .org or, well, hats for penises anyways.
Funding proposal: PenisHats.com, or, My totally awesome idea: Potential investor: For some time now, I have been secretly saving a totally awesome get-rich-quick scheme. It’s penishats.com, a website that sells of a wide variety of comfortable hats, and accessories, for flaccid penises. Touques, baseball caps, pirate hats, bandanas, cowboy hats, fireman’s helmets, sheriff’s badges, neckties, tiny leather holsters, scabbards, machine...
Television Blanding
The Correctness came across this article bemoaning the state of cable television. Since television is close to our heart, and we fully agree with everything the article says, we’re linking here for your pleasure. Also, there’s a delicious amount of irony in the fact that rather than generate new content on this subject, we’re simply “re-broadcasting”. The Correctness misses The Learning Channel very much....