Suck Our New Look! And Attitude!
Jerksicles:
How do you like our new look, suckbuggies? Are you sucking about towne in your suckbuggy thinking “Holy Nutmothers! This new look is badass!”
Well, you can park your suckbuggy on ‘Nad Valley Road and Taint boulevard, because our new look is so in your face, it’s a moisturizer! Made of poop! That’s a poopsturizer, you grape-enablers.
A lot of you bardgarglers and cramblybuttocks are also noticing our wicked new attitude. We call it a “‘tude”. You can’t deal with our mammoth ‘tude because you are such a vegnibbling donkeyhandler that you can’t face the truth- THE TRUTH OF OUR THROBBING HUBNUBBLIES!
We are going to mock you openly, like the high school jocks did, because we are high school jocks now! We’ve been working out, and totally crunging our gleuts and slamming our uvulae! My uvula could walk breakfast around your mom, any day of the previous week!
Buckle up, nerdmongers, we just farted creatine in your girlfriend’s hope chest, and she says she digs our product!
Sincerawesomely,
Chad Radhandler
