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Dec21

Baking with Melange : Holiday Recipies from Arrakis

Posted By Tbinns on Dec 21, 2009 | 1 comment

Arrakis

Dune

Desert planet.

Known for two things over the holidays, 1) having the perfect Mise en Scene for the annual Fremen Nativity Pageant, and 2) some wicked kick ass spice cake. Don’t get us wrong, we are sure your Grandma’s spice cake is pretty damned good, but was it so good that you could actually fold space?

We didn’t think so.

Christmas Carol Conundrum

Posted By RobbieRobTown on Dec 20, 2009 | 1 comment

They have an “Ave Maria” but they don’t have an “Ave Bob”. Does that seem right to you?

Dec19

Busting a Move

Posted By admin_rock on Dec 19, 2009 | 10 comments

Dear Young M.C. :

RE: “Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry, and in five days from now he’s going to marry. He’s hoping you can make it, if you can, ’cause in the ceremony you’ll be the best man.”

Are we to assume that it is Harry that is going to marry? This makes more sense than the alternative, in which you are the Best Man at your best friend’s brother’s wedding. In that hypothesis, one would think Harry himself a more likely candidate. But, no, we need to assume that it is your best friend Harry whom is to wed.

Dec19

Luke Skywalker: Chosen One or Sociopath?

Posted By admin_rock on Dec 19, 2009 | 1 comment

Today, The Correctness takes a closer look at Luke Skywalker, whom many have lauded as a hero, both for his role in ending the grip of the Galactic Empire, as well as playing an important role in the Prophesy of Restoring Balance to the Force. However, there is another side to this mysterious youngster, one which we’d like to shed some light upon.