You’re a Grown Man Charlie Brown
Jan11

You’re a Grown Man Charlie Brown

(Note: This is a repost of the original)

I was very pleased to participate in the annual 10 minute Play festival again this weekend with my cohorts from Obscene But Not Heard (We’re a sketch group). In it, we are given a prop, a line of dialogue and from that, we create a 10 minute play, which needs to be written rehearsed, and teched for 7:30 the following evening.

It’s always a bit of a crunch, but it’s also lots of fun. We have produced gems, and some rather painful entries in the past. This year, our line was a Dr. Suess quote “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened” and our prop was a clock.

This is what I ended up writing. Seeing as how it will likely never be produced again (for copyright reasons if nothing else) I thought I’d post it.


Enjoy.

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Late Night Motivation
Jan08

Late Night Motivation

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A Few Thoughts on Fanboys
Jan06

A Few Thoughts on Fanboys

Fanboys is exactly the movie I would write…if I was completely ignorant about plot structure, plausibility, character, dialogue, and humour. But I would totally do a ton of Star Wars and Rush jokes.

Where do I start?

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Open Letter to Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins
Jan05

Open Letter to Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins

Dear Morrigan,

You are a Grade A Bitch.

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Baking with Melange : Holiday Recipies from Arrakis
Dec21

Baking with Melange : Holiday Recipies from Arrakis

Arrakis

Dune

Desert planet.

Known for two things over the holidays, 1) having the perfect Mise en Scene for the annual Fremen Nativity Pageant, and 2) some wicked kick ass spice cake. Don’t get us wrong, we are sure your Grandma’s spice cake is pretty damned good, but was it so good that you could actually fold space?

We didn’t think so.

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