Happy Birthday Robbie Robtown!!

Posted By Tbinns on Mar 15, 2011 | 13 comments

It’s Robbie Robtown’s Birthday today.

Totes! For Reals! Golly Wonkers!

8 Simple Rules for Making a Superman Movie

Posted By Tbinns on Mar 11, 2011 | 22 comments

an Open Letter to Zack Snyder

Dear Zack

You would think it would be the easiest thing in the world to get right, but no one has made a decent Superman movie since the early 80’s. (It’s a fact of SCIENCE!!) Everyone knows what Superman does. Everyone knows what he’s like. And yet, know one seems to be able to get it right. Well The Correctness is here to help, so pay attention …

Well…That’s definitely the Red Skull. OR…

Posted By Tbinns on Mar 4, 2011 | 7 comments

1. Joan Rivers after a particularly harsh peel

2. Kevin Bacon, if he was slowly coming back from Hell after solving the Hellraiser cube

XXX-Men : The XXX Parody

Posted By Tbinns on Mar 1, 2011 | 7 comments

Lots of other sites will preview those OTHER movies. You know, they’ll show on set pictures of Captain America. Not holding a shield. Not even in the costume. And it’s blurry as all hell. Or they’ll show you a car on the set of Thor. Well, not the Correctness. No sir. The Correctness are a bunch of zeitgeist loving motherfuckers who know EXACTLY what our loyal audience wants. We are out searching for the REAL scoop.

The Top 25 Comedies of All Time

Posted By Tbinns on Feb 25, 2011 | 38 comments

Or should I say…MY Top 25 Comedies of all time. Comedy is after all, the most subjective of arts. I often find myself laughing hysterically at things that others simply stare blankly at. To each their own. You may not enjoy the sorts of comedies I enjoy.

But for the record, I’m right and you aren’t. We are called the Correctness for a reason.