Overly Honest Burger Advertising Quandry
Mar17

Overly Honest Burger Advertising Quandry

Dear Local Restaurant/Lounge: I drove past your street sign the other day, its flourescent letters still arranged in their original message- a tantalizing offering to the urban teens with time to spare. How many words contain the necessary letters for “Ass Rods on Your Nuts”, I wonder? In any case, your sign, confoundingly, said the following: “We have one of the best burgers in town!” Where do I begin? If you had simply claimed to...

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