Dispatches from Lawrence, a Barista with a Master’s Degree in Creative Writing
In an effort to expand our horizons, The Correctness has been asking a few funny people to write and article or two for us. Improbably, some of them said yes. This one is by the oft hilarious Dawn Dumont, who resides in Edmonton.
The Surf-Stoppers
So you are flicking around on a lazy Sunday, just seeing what’s on, kind of half watching three different shows when suddenly BLAM there it is. A movie that makes you put down the remote, despite the fact that it’s on cable two or three times a week, and you have seen it countless times.
The Correctness Glossary : “Dexter”
A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today’s Correctness Glossary term:
DEXTER : (DEXter) v. 1.) to harm, mutilate or kill someone who richly and deeply deserves it.
The Correctness Glossary : Nicklebackery
A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today’s Correctness Glossary term:
Nicklebackery (Nikl-bak-ery) n..pl. 1.) the act of enabling or encouraging mediocrity .
Old Contest, New “Name TBinns Baby” Contest, Emma Stone Update.
Dear Supposed RobbieRobTown Fan club:
Some time ago, TBinns became convinced there was a vast, sexy conspiracy surrounding me. As a consequence of his delusion about my “fan club”, TBinns suggested we hold a contest to win a Dream Date with yours truly.
Here are some contest Fun Facts:
Total number of entries: 2.
Total qualifying entries based on rules: 0
Number of times Emma Stone, who I specifically invited to enter the contest, entered the contest: 0
TBinns is a dear friend, and certainly must not have intended to prove how immensely and universally disinteresting I am to women, gay men, and the complexly transgendered.
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